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Nicolas Caesar's Far Out Super Exciting

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November 8, 2007

Cats... I'm allergic. So is Jim Davis who invented Garfield. Yet I always end up living with them so maybe that's where the tension comes from. But truth be told as adorable, cute and funny each one was - they all insisted in giving me a big ol' face of dirty Cherri-o. Why? I know umpteen cat owners and to this day no one has explained to me why they do it. I keep expecting one to transform into a pencil sharpener.

I'm a collector of nasty terminology. I owe these to Temple T. and Aaron J. (who also coined 'Turd Sharpener'). Other favorites are Meat Curtains, Mudd Flaps, Riding the Baloney Pony, and Toad the Wet Sprocket.

Update:

Satan's Onion Ring!!! And cats show you their asshole because they're being polite. They think you're like them, so identify them by their major scent glands. So when they stick their tushie in your face, they're being all like "Howdy Joe! How you been?!" Meanwhile if we shook their paws to greet them, they'd be very disturbed. Cause that's where they got all the scents they use for marking their turf and identifying stuff. It'd be like coming up to a human and grabbing his eyeballs.

I can't wait for aliens to show up and do something like that. You know, big flying saucer comes down from the sky, President walks up to greet our alien brothers and this blue, freaky thing comes out and sticks it's crotch in his face. "It's just expecting you to take a DNA sample sir, that's how the Hydrogloberiens recognize each other."

- CatEatsDogs

Thanks Cateatsdogs! I feel more confident about cat ass now! Keep those letters/comments coming!

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