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I have a statement for the “Dear Leader” of North Korea from the 95% of the world population that isn’t trying to destroy the fucking earth…GO PISS UP A FLAG POLE!!! Nuclear War are you fucking kidding me?! It’s pathetic how much this asshole reminds you of the school yard bully trolling for lunch money…I’m gonna blow you up because you won’t let me build shit that will blow other people up for not letting me build shit to blow people up with….frankly I’m pulling for China to step in and regulate because I think this asshole should be booted in his grey-haired baby nuts….and this business in Iran? Jesus…I have another message for all you angry bastards looking to “wipe people out” GO WIPE YER ASS!!! Have a Coke and smile would ya? Leave the rest of us alone to our DVD collections and our Otter Pops…is life really that bad that these miserable people have to spread their woe to the four corners of the earth? Anyway, I thought I would share my worldly angst this week in the form of this Mortal Kombat…Victor vs. Kim Jong Il….To close, I’d like to suggest a program where we send a DVD copy of the French film “Amelie” to these crazed warlords and see if their spirits don’t lift…I challenge anyone to say that they don’t feel ever so joyous after watching that film…Let’s send that out and see if we can’t stimulate a little peace…send them Amelie or Fraggle Rock…Fraggle Rock works too…dance your cares away Kim Jong Il you dwarven-Cobra-commander you… -John Comments | TrackbackArchive:
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